"I'm 90% Caffeine and 10% Questionable Decisions" Unisex classic tee

$28.00

Own your chaotic energy and love for the brew with the ultimate relatable statement piece. Featuring a charming, minimalist graphic of a classic steaming coffee mug paired with a hilariously honest confession, this tee is a playful tribute to night owls, early risers, techies, creatives, and anyone whose daily productivity is entirely powered by caffeine.
Printed on the ultra-reliable Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton frame, this classic tee delivers a clean, structured fit that holds its shape beautifully—making it an absolute staple for casual streetwear or effortless layering.

Why You'll Love It:
Structured, Classic Fit: Sits perfectly on the shoulders and maintains sharp, clean lines around the edges for a timeless look that never goes out of style.

Premium Everyday Comfort: Crafted from breathable, heavyweight cotton that feels solid, reliable, and durable without sacrificing comfort.

Made to Last: Built with a taped neck and shoulders, plus double stitching at the sleeves and bottom hem to ensure it handles the daily grind and the wash cycle with ease.
• 100% cotton
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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Own your chaotic energy and love for the brew with the ultimate relatable statement piece. Featuring a charming, minimalist graphic of a classic steaming coffee mug paired with a hilariously honest confession, this tee is a playful tribute to night owls, early risers, techies, creatives, and anyone whose daily productivity is entirely powered by caffeine.
Printed on the ultra-reliable Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton frame, this classic tee delivers a clean, structured fit that holds its shape beautifully—making it an absolute staple for casual streetwear or effortless layering.

Why You'll Love It:
Structured, Classic Fit: Sits perfectly on the shoulders and maintains sharp, clean lines around the edges for a timeless look that never goes out of style.

Premium Everyday Comfort: Crafted from breathable, heavyweight cotton that feels solid, reliable, and durable without sacrificing comfort.

Made to Last: Built with a taped neck and shoulders, plus double stitching at the sleeves and bottom hem to ensure it handles the daily grind and the wash cycle with ease.
• 100% cotton
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.